fun JavaScript fact: if you give setTimeout a string instead of a function, it will eval() it
2 4duckling-typing: if it looks like a duck, and is also ugly,
Fibonacci Sequins@brentwaggoner.bsky.social· 10 Sept 2023this is duckling-typing.
gonna become one of those irritating people that posts pictures of Fukuyama every time there’s positive international politics developments, except for JavaScript news
2 8- view transitions landed in chrome
- set methods proposal moved to stage 3
- node gets built-in watcher and .env support
did you ever doubt me, anon?
1 3- bun is as fast as hyper-optimised rust/go frameworks
- static Hermes uses type info to generate ultra-performant native code
- tooling shitfest is being fixed
Is this the End of History for programming languages?
Samuel@samuel.fm· 10 Sept 2023lol bun is as fast as Actix Web, javascript has never been so back
15 minute cities make no sense. Surely if they lock you in the 15 minute zone, if you live at the edge it will be a 30 minute city in one direction and a zero minute city in the other. Why is nobody talking about this
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neurodivergent (brain fried by massive ketamine abuse)
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com· 9 Sept 2023Elon Musk does not actually represent all of us neurodivergent people (we don’t even know if he is one!) and it is completely bonkers that you seem to think he does
oh fucking hell I see why you guys yelled at me so much to fix my one, this is so annoying
alice@alice.mosphere.at· 8 Sept 2023@mozzius.dev heh the new version of the official app has the dark mode flashing bug on app switch, the one you fixed in graysky eventually
*querying a database* fuck it, we SQL
Zig 🪩@zig.computer· 8 Sept 2023*driving a stick* fuck it, we stall
when you’re trying to justify getting ghosted
P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.com· 7 Sept 2023something weird happened with the unread state management
Presenting: the Reply Sorting alignment chart
Samuel@samuel.fm· 7 Sept 2023truly the chaotic evil of sorting methods
Is anyone else getting push notifications 10+ seconds before it appears in your notifications feed? Even if you refresh a bunch of times?
2 3Sometimes things are showing without the unread state, which implies that maybe the list isn’t being updated with new data properly?
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