at the door of the comedy club, handing out printouts of the bibliography,
P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.com· 11 Sept 2023a handy guide to this joke:
- cobra effect nesslabs.com/cobra-effect
- COBRA en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_...
- webster's definition of a joke www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/j...
Happy anniversary of this post
David Buchanan@retr0.id· 11 Sept 2001what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
fun JavaScript fact: if you give setTimeout a string instead of a function, it will eval() it
2 4duckling-typing: if it looks like a duck, and is also ugly,
Fibonacci Sequins@brentwaggoner.bsky.social· 10 Sept 2023this is duckling-typing.
gonna become one of those irritating people that posts pictures of Fukuyama every time there’s positive international politics developments, except for JavaScript news
2 8- view transitions landed in chrome
- set methods proposal moved to stage 3
- node gets built-in watcher and .env support
did you ever doubt me, anon?
1 3- bun is as fast as hyper-optimised rust/go frameworks
- static Hermes uses type info to generate ultra-performant native code
- tooling shitfest is being fixed
Is this the End of History for programming languages?
Samuel@samuel.fm· 10 Sept 2023lol bun is as fast as Actix Web, javascript has never been so back
15 minute cities make no sense. Surely if they lock you in the 15 minute zone, if you live at the edge it will be a 30 minute city in one direction and a zero minute city in the other. Why is nobody talking about this
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neurodivergent (brain fried by massive ketamine abuse)
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com· 9 Sept 2023Elon Musk does not actually represent all of us neurodivergent people (we don’t even know if he is one!) and it is completely bonkers that you seem to think he does