oh boy crazy person holding down the intercom buzzer to my apartment for 15 minutes straight

Holy shit

waiter! more engine internals please!

Missing icon lol

how long before we start seeing the first NaaS startups (Numerology as a Service)

genuinely embarrassing title

Hey @jacob.gold - any chance cardyb could return the value of the “twitter:card” meta tag? It’d be cool if we could respect that in the apps

changed my bio because the number of people misreading it was getting ridiculous. RIP to the @pfrazee.com reference but I don’t think people were noticing the “not”

they’re roasting your ass in 1/1/1970 bluesky

Ok I know I joke about jazbot being fast but showing up in the notifications before the post that triggered it seems illegal

in light of new Play Store policies

If you’re on the same PDS you’re officially shroommates

anti-woke (sleepy)

most deranged part of swiftui so far is the fact you can only resize to fit or stretch to fit image by default. what kind of madmen want to stretch an image rather than do object-fit: cover

Here I was thinking I’d got a handle on the layouts 😭