holy shit I accidentally fulfilled the prophecy as foretold by @zachsilberberg.bsky.social

worryingly high chance I’ll get the Vision Pro if I get a new job

off the cuff posting, unfiltered authentic stream of consciousness (googling all big words before posting to check im using them right)

very funny watching people try to make “non-ai” versions of Mr Chedda and somehow none have yet to reproduce the soul and joie de vivre of the original

next time I play with this I’m gonna get real obnoxious with the depth effect

remember to `npm serve`

At long last, you can now strap the Torment Nexus to your face

this is where I post from

VisionOS aesthetic goes hard

actually it's not a brownfield project it's an ✨Eras Tour✨

Apple needs to get Taylor to host WWDC24

Taylor Swift is a psyop by Apple to attract more people to iOS programming

ok I'm sorry but I've decided Swift sucks. tried to implement an OpenAPI client for the TfL Unified API and it doesn't work because Swift doesn't allow milliseconds in their time stamps??

wow the Vulcan Centaur actually flew

excellent corner radii in the VisionOS simulator

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Door was made. In the land of Washington, in the fires of Boeing Renton Factory, the Boeing Company forged in secret a master Door, to control all others. And into this Door he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life

when the sql is ite

evergreen

innovative outside-the-box thinking