my code isn’t “messy” and “spaghetti-esque” I’m utilising an advanced compiler optimisation technique called inlining
2 3 30due to EU trading regulations I no longer write spaghetti code - it is now “Italian-style long pasta code”
2 10 56
to be fair to Amazon - not sure if it’s real (can’t see it when I log in to AWS but I’m sure there’s a million different sign in flows into that bloated mess)
1 9domain crimes
Samuel@samuel.fm· 12 Feb 2024wait no it can be better:
www.does-docs.bsky.app-still-have-the-www-prefix.mozzius.dev
whoops
Samuel@samuel.fm· 11 Feb 2024I have found the ultimate hack to make sure people are updating their apps
I have found the ultimate hack to make sure people are updating their apps
Graysky ☁️@graysky.app· 11 Feb 2024If your app is crashing, please update to 1.4.3!
If my future Wikipedia article doesn’t also look like this, I will have failed
Samuel@samuel.fm· 10 Feb 2024I love how his wikipedia article goes:
1. Life and works
...
2. Personality
In the world of computing science, Dijkstra is well known as a "character".
