mastodon was a social experiment where it’s expensive to be popular, thus implementing economic incentives against the development of Poster’s Madness. tragically, the exact opposite effect occurred, and there were no survivors
Samuel@samuel.fm· 14 Feb 2024the problem with mastodon is the mastodon elders won
dating app on the world's most public social protocol would be wild
Rose 🌹@rose.bsky.team· 13 Feb 2024dating app wen
#wwwekeepgoing made it lmao
☁️Now🤖Breezing💨@nowbreezing.ntw.app· 13 Feb 2024Here's the Top 10 Trending Words over the Past 10 Minutes:
️⚠️🌀1 - 明け
️⚠️🌀1 - おはよう
3rd - 花粉
4th - 連休
5th - valentine's
6th - 頑張る
7th - 気温
8th - 今週
9th - gaza
10th - 間違え
(tap/click to see all posts with that word!)
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
you should get to choose what sound your posts make. a push motif
hailey@hailey.at· 13 Feb 2024lmfao it’s such a weird edge case I couldn’t personally reproduce it except for on one post with one specific string. Ofc it was a RN bug too
And ahh gotcha. I saw your horrific mono repo now holds the push motif code too. JUST MAKE ANOTHER REPO!!!😭😭😭
due to EU trading regulations I no longer write spaghetti code - it is now “Italian-style long pasta code”
2 10 56my code isn’t “messy” and “spaghetti-esque” I’m utilising an advanced compiler optimisation technique called inlining
2 3 30
to be fair to Amazon - not sure if it’s real (can’t see it when I log in to AWS but I’m sure there’s a million different sign in flows into that bloated mess)
1 9domain crimes
Samuel@samuel.fm· 12 Feb 2024wait no it can be better:
www.does-docs.bsky.app-still-have-the-www-prefix.mozzius.dev
whoops
Samuel@samuel.fm· 11 Feb 2024I have found the ultimate hack to make sure people are updating their apps