drinking from a plastic water bottle as a homeopathic remedy for microplastics

it’d be really funny if it turned out I was joining the Threads team at meta

ok there’s lots of rumours now, can you all please promise to pretend to be surprised when I announce where I’m working in just over a week? thanks

30-50 feral hogs in my What’s Hot

can we have mute-pfps so I don’t have to see people who use their Apple-sona

can’t wait to start my new position at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience

last day at job: done 🥳

spoon: wethered

you wouldn’t wether a spoon

"hash" refers to way too many things at this point

`min-width: 0` is lowkey goated when random flexbox issues are the vibe

im calling it "twitter (latterly X)" from now on

one-liners feed is consistantly the best content, how did I not discover this sooner