world-class downtime SLA but only if youre lucky

@pagnificent.bsky.social was paul taller than you expected

best part about being drunk is you feel cool as hell for doing basic physical actions like turning on a light switch at a normal speed

guy who pretends to be a furry on linkedin for the professional opportunities

you wouldn't #include sabotage #include a repo .

her: you better not be a spherical cow in a vacuum when I get there my frictionless ass:

the problem with bsky as a dating app is you can’t trust any of the dates

learning that MP4 is short for MPEG-4 Part 14

it’s a good time to be in the microblogging business, apparently

this user often posts in: #cringe, #unfunny

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4 bit floating point value tier list S: 0, 1, 3 A: -1, 0.5, 2, -3 B: -2, 1.5 C: D: F: -0.5, -1.5

you wouldn’t log structure a merge tree. you wouldn’t merge a log-structured tree. you wouldn’t