Samuel
Made beans on toast to own the haters but the only bread I had was weirdly thin and also I burnt it
Absolutely terrible looking beans on toast with slightly burnt toast 8 1 26
Samuel
I like how discover just shows me people hating on my posts
screenshot of the discover feed with hailey replying to me "what the actual fuck" and chelsea replying to that with "yeah we need to unite against this horseshit. put aside the tomato war for today" 2 18
Samuel
well, no one has posted ass yet. but it’s only a matter of time
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Samuel
Legit question for rural Americans – How do I block the 30-50 feral posters that run into my replies within 3-5 mins while my replyguys riff?
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Samuel
worst part of bsky is all the scifi books they make you buy. im destitute
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Samuel
do NOT sign up for your company’s Sentry alerts worst mistake of my life
The Family Guy running away from a biplane in a North by Northwest reference 2 1 16
Samuel
best part about being drunk is you feel cool as hell for doing basic physical actions like turning on a light switch at a normal speed
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