Samuel
@samuel.fm
We can then organise these back rubs into tranches based on the likelihood of the boyfriend following through, package them into back-rub backed securities, and then sell them to investment banks
Jamie Pastore@jamiepastore.bsky.social· 15 Apr 2023Going around buying all of those old “One Back-rub Good Forever” coupons at 1% of face value and assembling the best team of lazy boyfriends money can buy