I feel like they should have throot this throo better.

Deep Throot

they say Nancy Reagan was the all time throot goot

mastodon's toots are less embarrassing that throot lmao

I almost vomited when I read it

I maintain that Jay is a genius for half-heartedly asking people not to use it, guaranteeing that it would stick, and never making it official, so that if it stops being funny people will be able to switch away.

Never under any circumstance do I want anything I have written to be classified as a throot

If you're going to go for something that sounds vaguely sexual, at least commit to the bit and call it a thrussy.

Jesus fucking christ.

Refuse to believe skeet is real

all them threaders gonna be trying to be the throot goot

I AM THROOT

What do you mean, I am in love with the idea of following all my favorite Throots

should’ve been called zuccs

Wheezing

I am here for this

lmao amazing

Rethroot. Re-fucking-throot, y’all.

Trying to think of better terms than "throot" 1 - 2 - 3 Go! String Knot Needle Just fucking "thread" Post Ping Zing Throb-dong I guess that's all the possibilities.

Sounds like they stole a Mastodon word "toot" 🥸