Samuel
@samuel.fm
Who among us isn’t many tiny fruits embedded in a fleshy receptacle
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P(aul) Frazeewtf strawberries what are you tryin to pull here. more like lieberries
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Lily 🍓this is berry slander and I won't stand for it—there's a distinction between botanical and culinary berries
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shreyan (wise)hi lil rawberry. is this you
1 3P(aul) Frazeelil lieberry
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The clown who knockslieberries are where you get books
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daniel holmgren 🫠like pluto all over again
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chiefwhat the fuck
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Clara de Limón🍋This is kind of like how nothing is a nut, because the definition of nut is very dumb and only accounts for chestnuts
2 10Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chiefthat's gay
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neal! no longer spookyScientifically speaking, this is not gay. Cladists agree that it is a bit queer though
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Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️“pseudocarp” is a very misleading term for “false fruit”…
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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician"Oh, you were tricked weren't you? No, these aren't real small red fish I put into there; I put these strawberries in as fake fish!"
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Barry DorransThese are the same people that correct others when they call tomatoes a vegetable.
Fuck their technically correct bullshit, they do not bring joy.
Block and move on.
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Matthew HuntTrue carps: 🐟
Pseudocarps: 🍓
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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦Pseudocarp sounds like a Pokemon name
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Spider.I was about to say "me, because I am one big fruit," but then I realized I am a dyke and also a fag, so maybe there's something to that
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Avram Grumer 🔜 MetatopiaInside you there are two fruits…
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TheDogFacedGamer (Defunct Account)Fleshy Receptacle was my nickname in high school.
2Barry DorransThis whole thing is a lie. Psuedocarp is a type of fish.
1 1Samuelwell. a fake kind of fish
