Samuel
@samuel.fm
good news everyone. my database is a solid -10.2 how the fuck does grafana work
gauge graph that just says -10.2 6 5 36
austin
actually i did have a thing for this i called “Observability CTF” that was basically “here’s a grafana instance, here’s clues, go find the flag”
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chip 🔒
based on a scale of “no problem” to “vegeta is very concerned” I believe your database has entered four times kaio-ken state and may need a senzu bean my consulting fee is twelve capsules, fyi.
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chip 🔒
consulting is all about stringing words together that might plausibly mean things and then cashing as quickly as possible
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