Samuel
@samuel.fm
writing C is like trying to instruct the world’s most pedantic toddler how to make a crayon drawing, and if you don’t keep a close eye on them they’ll keep drawing off the page and onto the sofa and the walls
3 10 60Samuelwriting Haskell is like doing one of those puzzles where you have to connect dots with lines so that none of them overlap
1 10Samuelwriting JavaScript is like eating plain oatmeal. I think I might be biased here though lmao
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🚲delete from elected select uid from partisans where party = "R"javascript is eating the cardboard box that the bag of milk came in thinking it's "healthy cereal" so that's why it tastes like that
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David Buchananwwyd if a christian C compiler refused to compile your code until you removed all the UB
4 14Samuelthis is just Rust
1 10David Buchananthat would explain all the the door-to-door preaching
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Schrute Of Trustswitch to a calvinist C compiler that understands that all behavior is preordained from the beginning of time and thus can never be undefined
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