Samaria was actually France

we should make anglicanism more fun whos with me. lets rewrite the lore. one of the Wise Men was Merlin

man I wish Anglicanism had the balls to claim Jesus hung out in Londinium for a bit

Thomas Beckett WAS Jesus and died a second time specifically to give all english people one free Sin

Oh no is this a schism

Of course he was one of the wise men, he was advising Arthur (which is what the Britons called Jesus) in his quest to defeat the Romans.

no we can have both. that's the beauty of anglicanism, we can just make it up as we go

Samuel

@samuel.fm

Samaria was actually France

the "feeding the multitude" story was actually the invention of Fish and Chips, making it a holy food

“And did those feet in ancient times…”