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Samuel
@samuel.fm
"sundar android" doesn't have the juice and you know it
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shreyan (wise)Andy Android does though
Android Rubin also works I guess
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Thorne 🌸 needs a job!Sergey Google left his day-to-day role at the company, though
2 8Samuelwait a sec we don't even need to make things up for this joke, larry pagerank exists
1 10Samuellearning that pagerank is named not because it ranks pages but because it's named after larry rocked me to my core
4 7 20shreyan (wise)suddenly reminded that you forced me to realize this about Bloom Filters a few days ago with that skoot
1 9Samueloh god that too, I'd forgotten
1 4shreyan (wise)that felt like a betrayal. It would have been such a good poetic way of describing what it does
2 7Samuelmuch like pagerank, it works both ways
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thought agent jabsco 🏁nominative determinism stays winning
3Thorne 🌸 needs a job!Maybe this is just an atypical manifestation of nominative determinism.
1 2shreyan (wise)hey did you all know this website is actually named after @jay.bsky.team
1 4Samuelfor those that don't know:
Jay 🦋@jay.bsky.team· 11 Apr 2023yeah that’s the crazy part, i saw that it was called bluesky and was filled with the call of fate.
bird app -> into the boundless bluesky
蓝天 -> jay bird, balancing boundlessness with concreteness
thought agent jabsco 🏁it was just a few days ago that I found out this is the story with both German chocolate cake and Baker's chocolate
1shreyan (wise)Larry PageRank works too well. That can't be a coincidence
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MathiasTCK.bsky.socialHe who must not be named
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The Doctor (Commissions open)Beautiful Android is what we all want
(Sundar is a Hindi word meaning beautiful)
1 6Samuelits called iOS
1 3The Doctor (Commissions open)😭😭😭
*Cries in sideloaded apps*
1 4Samueltouché
1 3The Doctor (Commissions open)I have a question, if the EU forces apple to do something, and they decide to only do it for Europe... Does the UK get those benefits too?
2 3Samueldepends, EU has the "regulatory superpower" effect where both causes countries to adopt similar laws, and causes companies to apply EU law as standard (so they don't need to bother with multiple sets of rules). But it won't automatically apply, no
3shreyan (wise)Not since Brexit I would assume
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