you know what, maybe it's for the best he didn't

alternate universe where zuckerburg makes pagerank, a site where you rank the attractiveness of people called larry

learning that pagerank is named not because it ranks pages but because it's named after larry rocked me to my core

missed opportunity for Jack Dorsey to name his service some very creative things

I guess in a way he did this by ostensibly naming Block after himself since his title there is Blockhead

Samuel

@samuel.fm

you know what, maybe it's for the best he didn't

Jackrank? Jackposting? Jacknet? Uhh, nah…

logging off could have been called -

Disjacking

come on

oops accidental double entendre

guys can we not do this in my replies lmfao

And they say Bluesky is too serious smh

Oops, sorry, was that too much

nah it's hilarious, carry on

Tweeting could have been called Jacking

as I said, for the best