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*spins wheel* The Phantom Menace *flips coin* perpetuated dangerous stereotypes about *draws slip from hat* blue milk
Those are true. The blue milk will give you visions of a galaxy-spanning jihad. Stereotype, monotype, not my type, doesn't matter. Anakin saw this without seeing, for he gave both his eyes to drink of the blue milk
How dare you criticize *misremembered nostalgia* when the on screen canon is *total not actual canon, just something made up.* Anyway, Star Trek is better.
“…and our final announcement for the Death Star Daily is to clear up a vicious rumor. Blue milk is NOT people, or clones for that matter. If you have issue, we have added a beverage called ‘Kool-Aid’. It comes in two exciting flavors: Guyana Punch and Jonestown Juice. How fun! Hail to the Empire!”
I’m gonna say at this point the phantom menace makes me just kinda sad. Like on retrospect it’s not as bad as it’s reputation but still after that many years between seeing Return of the Jedi in theaters and seeing it in 1999, it was just such a let down of my to high expectations
"It's not the portrayal of blue milk that the main problem here. It's the deliberately racist inattention to..."
{throws dart at a board}
"...green milk that's causing the most harm."