I appear to have made a crumpet-based hellthread

Samuel

@samuel.fm

is this the bluesky dev plan to drive more engagement? is Paul inviting you to a live talk about crumpets once videos launch?

if we ever add livestreams I pledge right now to do a crumpets stream where I eat crumpets

would be a shame if it got DDOSed

Time to spam the BSKY Dev Team to add livestreams asap.

this is how the crumpet riots start

*shudders* Why couldn’t you have ordered pikelets?

crumpets are just failed thomas' english muffins fight me