Samuel
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corruption scheme where you have to do a layover in Istanbul every time you fly anywhere is a very funny bit
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Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️i still can’t get over how much of Eric Adams corruption scandal reads like a plotline from Arrested Development.
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️@trans.bsky.social· 26 Sept 2024Breaking News: sources close to Eric Adams say the mayor hired Barry Zuckerkorn as his personal attorney.
Irish aka Drew (he/they)🏳️🌈I'm still stuck on the fact that he thought changing the passcode on his phone would stop the FBI from accessing the contents of his phone
1 4Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️“listen to me Michael… the FBI can’t access my cellphone if you microwave it first. i need you to be a team player & set the Thermador in our kitchen to defrost my blackberry.”
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Molligru Oak 🏳️⚧️🦄Channeling the X side of "Elder millenial" by reading this and immediately hearing it in KITT's voice
1 5Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️who is kitt
2 5Irish aka Drew (he/they)🏳️🌈You did not just say this
1 6Molligru Oak 🏳️⚧️🦄i am no longer dust, i am entropy, just evenly distributed submatter
3Irish aka Drew (he/they)🏳️🌈This man was a cop, Sage. And not just a beat cop, he was a fucking Captain. I don't understand how he could think they don't have a way to get into his phone.
1 2Irish aka Drew (he/they)🏳️🌈Man must have been running a Brooklyn Nine-Nine ass station
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Dr. Lucy B, rhetorician at largeIstanbul, not Constantinople?
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Bobby WiseTHAT'S no one's business but the Turks. The bribery, however...
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Andrew S.I want this to be a dark-comedy movie. The mayor needs to run a much smaller town. He constantly stresses about what his Turkish bosses think of him, which they tend to show in ways like “how nice a hotel does he get for his Istanbul stopover”.
1 2Bobby WiseThe story is told through flashbacks during his testimony before a congressional committee.
Bryan Cranston as the mayor. Aubrey Plaza, David Alan Grier, Hank Azaria on the committee?
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