I tried checking if my database is ACID compliant but all I see is how the server is melting into colorful patterns

Next stop, check it's SOLID!

Probably because you just did happy path testing. You need to add test cases where you pour alkaline over the servers (a baking soda solution will do) and a neutral pH solution. Tsk, developers, what are you like?

quick! pull out the nearest plug for some reason!

clearly you should convert it to a BASE database, to neutralize the lemon juice

That's why all my posts are now full of lemons

Don't worry, everyone is always mad at first when you enforce standards compliance, but the hard work will be worth it in the long run!

guess they've never heard of a Soak test

This is what you get for trying to be thorough

Hey Samuel do you folks have any plans for facing homoglyph attacks on the self verification system? I feel like if not now, at some scale it'll start feeling more like a viable route for impersonating someone important. Are you just letting other impersonation detected methods try to catch them?

You wouldn't have any problems if you had used "limão cravo".

To test indestructability let children do the test and disable the break or escape key!

I take it the database wasn't ACID compliant ...

major CAP

I told you: do not use sugar when ACID testing. It gets sticky, everyone hates it. Next time do an 'in locus' lick the server yourself. Be careful though, some of them tend to get hot for some reason 🥵🔥

Meh, yagni