saying "700 gallons" every time someone eats a burger

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Jesse Raub@jesseraub.online· 2 Oct 2024

i've started just saying "twenty gallons of water" immediately and flatly whenever someone tries to tell me how they used ChatGPT on some work project and boy it's pretty effective to dissuade people from using ChatGPT

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Samuel 3 Oct 2024

crafting the perfect bait post at the intersection of AI and veganism

Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦3 Oct 2024

Saying "wtf is a gallon" every time someone says "twenty gallons of water"

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Samuel 3 Oct 2024

one chatgpt = 75.7082357 liters

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words 3 Oct 2024

saying "8 oz of water" every time you drink 8 oz cup of water

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Metaflame 3 Oct 2024

saying "2650 liters" every time someone says "700 gallons"

The Doctor (Commissions open)3 Oct 2024

what's the quantity one must announce when someone talks about having a baby? (sigh, i can see why quote post is disabled)

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Samuel 3 Oct 2024

I dread to imagine. presumably you have to count all the burgers the mother has ever eaten

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The Doctor (Commissions open)3 Oct 2024

and all the am i pragante searches sent to chatgpt instead of google?

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Samuel 3 Oct 2024

the environmental impact of pregnancy just went up 19 gallons

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe 🐝3 Oct 2024

i feel so hydrtaed 🥹

Schrute Of Trust 4 Oct 2024

“12 liters” every time someone eats a single almond

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