use AI to personalise the advice in real time. citizen! drop that burger immediately!

“Rebrand from stale NHS to more upbeat Healthy McHealthface”

'scuse me, they're talking about British food?

ship it

yes and ho

Why stop there? Let’s fix politics. “We’ve always been at war with East Eurasia” whizzing by every few hours! Think of the peace it would bring!

That still wouldn't do no good

How they didn't learn from Boaty McBoatface...

truly a broken country