I always forget half these states exist

Samuel

@samuel.fm

there’s no way “road island” is real

road island

Pictured to scale

WHY IS IT CALLED "ROAD ISLAND" ANYWAYS! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE AN ISLAND!!!!

fun fact road island used to be real but they all call it aquidneck island instead now

That's where Roads Scholars get their fancy book learnin'

my uncle lives there

Same. State of denial. State of disbelief. State of dispair.

The DNC appears to have as well...

Sad truth.