people should start hitting servers with bottles of champagne during launches

Building a new desktop and then smashing a bottle of champagne on the side of it before booting for the first time

It's called a Motherboard for a reason, Sam

always have been

No

In Spanish they are. Also, I follow the convention from the Star Trek universe where the Computer has a female voice. you know you are in the mirror universe when the computer has a male voice. I dont make the rules.

that's how my hostnames have been for many years now. it's important

well, should it be in a ship way or in a truck way? because those are two very different ways to make objects female

Can't we make em non-binary? You know, just for the irony.

In portuguese computer is male, but CPU (unit) is female.

They aren't?

Always have been

why

They are to me, in Spanish at least

Incorrect. It it's equipment that can move on it's own it's female. Ships, cars, tractors, trains. If it's stationary it's male.

There's a reason the Amiga was the best computer of its time. Actually, lots of reasons

we do ship from them!

My main computer is and always has been named Monika

one thing I like about languages such as portuguese is that everything has pronouns (because of WOKE! /s). in PT-BR guitars are she and computers are he. as in "my computer is slow, he may be in need of repair"