I mean, this one is totally true

internect huh OED says "This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the 1860s." but it's a good word.

True north really should be cat pics per second. It’s a good sign of a healthy network You can trust me, I’m holding cats in my pfp

You no take my precious user-seconds!

I think I exist on socials without regret about 5% of the time and that’s when I’m either looking at cat pictures or talking about board games

According to multi-armed bandit theory, 'regret' is the integrated difference between the rewards of trying to figure out when to pay attention to which social media and just being on bluesky all the time.