While boycotting, I suggest listening to Gargamel’s classic, The Sound of Silence.

The Epic of Garfunkel is one of the oldest stories known to man

That’s Gargamel. Garfunkel is a cold soup with a tomato base.

what did that orange cat do to the smurfs

It's bigots like you that made me drop the "amel."

Who, Simon Garfunkel? Never liked the guy, I always thought Holland Oates was way cooler.

What did you expect from these guys?

throwing them off that bridge in a bag into troubled water

I boycotted them after I found out what they did with Julio down by the school yard

This could not have shown up on my feed at a funnier time. Last night my friends were talking about "The Epic of Gilgamesh" which I guess I had never heard of, they're talking about the plot and I just said "wait, this happened in the smurfs!?" I was thinking of Gargamel. (Yes, I'm stupid.)

I got this short little span of attention and whoa this thread is so long.

I prefer Cylon and Garfunkel.

You can’t call me Al.

Once I wanted to ask my boyfriend to play their album. But I forgot the name of the band. So after long thinking I got aha-moment and proudly said "Please play Garfield & pumpernikiel". This moment will stay with us forever 😂

Parsley, sage, rosemary, maybe. But not the thyme!

The last I heard, Simon and Garfunkel were boycotting each other.

As there are so many tangential leaps here, I thought I'd add mine. This is a great cover of S&G's Sounds of Silence. youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4?...

Here’s to you Mrs Robinson

There is that scene in revenge of the nerds where they let go of the tig of war rope. It's important to fight like hell for voting rights, so we can have a meaningful election in 26, but on economics you have to let the rope drop. People need to experience the consequences of (in)actions.

The Boxer is a great song bro

I desire context.

You’re thinking of Simon and Schuster who keep printing banned books.

I haven't laughed in days. Thank you 🖤✨️

I thought Paul Simon was a Smurf.

I think you may be confused. I got you. It's not Garfunkel you are thinking about. I think it's Gilgamesh, who is a demigod of superhuman strength who befriends the wild man Enkidu. Together, they embark on many journeys, most famously defeating Humbaba.

They banned me for smoking in the restrooms so never went back

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I'm gonna give you the heart here, but I'm not happy about it...🤣🤣🤣

I love you all.

We were legally required to pull the story we wrote about the orgies.

Why punish Simon though?

Oh damn so that's what he was doing with Julio down by the school yard...

I think that was gilgamesh

That's the idea. Now create an activist group and take it to the nation. Include in the boycott, Amazon, Publix, Coke, and many other corporations. The only way to hurt these people is in the pocket. I'm all in! Hooray for the 60S'!

Art Garfunkel sang an endearing song about a rabbit in Watership Down, so he can't be all that bad.

Funniest post of the day. Well done, sir.

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Was he that cat who liked lasagna?

I think you mean Lady Gaga

Angry upvote and follow lol

I laughed way too hard at this

Wait... what?

Wasn't their cat named after an actual demon?

Hate the artist not the art.

cool😎

Happy to be the 900th like and 50th comment on this banger

Oh no what did they do

But s’mores are delicious so why wouldn’t they

The smurfs had it coming. About time someone did something.

Which was?

It was a blue bath!

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Did he smurf them?

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Bah. Smuck 'em!

Thanks. Needed a good laugh

Unforgivable

Claiming self-defence.

Not proper archaeologists. Just unabashed treasure hunters.

Those perverse heathens deserved whatever they had coming to them

It was consensual

i dont care

Whst did he do to those stuffs?

Ok but seriously can someone explain this joke to me

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How do you gargle a smurf?

I’m afraid to ask. 😬

Your loss

They suck! The bangles are awesome