I've paid 13 cents every month for years

Mine is $0.06 (That is 6¢ USD) every month to GCP. No idea what it is.

Just go onto budget explorer calculator (deprecated). NOT budget pricing admin, and certainly not payment profile manager, not cost explorer, not cloud budget optimizer. You should be able to get there in a short 23 clicks from the AWS portal.

By now AWS must be worth what? 6 eggs? 7?

Better then Google cloud billing you $900 for last month because they abolished daily limits 2 years ago without notifying you. I assume some AI crawlers found my svg hosting site.

Rackspace decided I owe them one penny in 2016 and so I just stopped using Rackspace. My most recent billing email was in March.

“honey it’s time to pay the occasional Hetzner invoice for €0.03 from that one time you spun up a VM for an hour” -“yes dear”

.77 USD in one of our accounts checking in.