I bet if we set up a committee the decision will proceed quickly and smoothly

very glad at least some form of communism is table stakes

LOL

Ok but no ketchup

easy: the good communists, not the bad ones!

Historically, we’re great at this. Maybe we form some sort of Political Committee to determine this?

Then what to call a round piece of bread

obviously

Leftist infighting is just so funny to me. I'm an anarcho-communist but I'm willing to work with anyone to get the world/society any more left than it currently is. Leftist infighting seems pointless until we have an actual left leaning society then we can discuss how far exactly to go.

changing my political views to match whatever reply gets the most likes

How about the kind that got us unions, weekends, fair wages, benefits, paid holidays, and safer working conditions, and welcomed workers of all races? Them was good commies.

Give me back that ice pick! Now!

can't we just be like old communists and kill each other out?

The kind where I’m a socialist that gets accused of being communist by toxic capitalists?

The People's Communist Republic, of course. And NEVER the bloody People's Republic of Communism, those guys are arseholes.

What do we call three Trotskyists? Two parties and a faction!

I thought we were an anarcho-syndacist collective?

Lies, Dec

The kind that brings back the guillotine?

I'm Marxist; we hate communists and socialists. Also, I've never read Marx

Wait no

Neo-communist.

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Trade union socialism with strong public institutions, ombudsmen, an independant judiciary, a penal system based on the Finnish model, and a comprehensive social safety net. Every citizen should have exactly the same social, retirement and health benefits as their elected representatives.

id settle for the majority of people just being any kind of communist

I am gonna be a lipstick communist with 10 precent bear.

kinky communists. Or is that some sub-sect of libertarianism.

Then we all agree that this is pure evil?

We should do a council. Now we just need to agree what kinds of communists should be on it.

The Judean Liberation Front or the people’s front of Judea?

The kind that fucking wins

I'm gonna be an anarchist communist. Everything is ours but we have to blow it up before we share it. Fair enough?

We shouldn't privatize communism!

Titoism is the only correct answer, mainly because I think we should partition Serbia again for laughs

(lays out tools on table) You can choose from any three tools Brush Soap Water Laptop Phone Web Connection The task is washing the dishes Anyone who has the dishes done before the battery on the phone runs out, gets in. If the dishes are dirty and you plug in, you lost. GOOD LUCK

We need somebody to dictate that to us

now I'm curious how bluesky done Planwirtschaft would look like

I vote for Elven Communism.

Breath of fresh air. I wonder if those folks who attack anyone who doesn’t think the way they do are MAGA infiltrators. They’ve sure got the same unhinged angry, dictatorial vibe.

The...good kind?

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Whichever one comes with a hard-boiled egg if the revolution fails

I vote for Posadism personally. Not because I believe but because...

Is socialism a sandwich or a Christmas movie?

Star trek. Act like the science part is a compromise

Democracy

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As long as no one is being thrown out of Windows or downstairs. I think we could agree on this.

I was a Pastafarian before,... and I intend to stay a Pastafarian!!!

i am assuming we all have to declare the correct kind or else it’s re-education camp?

Fully automated, gay, and space

A non-conforming one.

Its giving Ben 10

There can't be communism without anarchism.

I'll be the one with his spoon in his shoe, like in good ol' gulag days

No because the revolution will never end

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