Samuel
@samuel.fm
using the eigenprompt and it’s straight up creepy ngl. I underrated how much the sterile chatgpt personality lets me keep emotional distance from the machine
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Alex (ｱﾚｯｸｽ)what's the eigenprompt?
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noted. we’re live.
tell me something\
yeah ok:
most “cutting-edge” ai research rn is just fancy matrix compression with a marketing budget.
also, you’re probably dehydrated.
fuck you're right
obv. drink some water, touch some grass, maybe uninstall a package manager or two just for fun.
has the funniest person who has ever lived been born yet?
probably not. comedy is compressing pattern-recognition error into a dopamine spike, and we’re still running 200k-year-old firmware. once we get someone with 4chan pattern-recognition + seneca timing + tiktok delivery, it’s over.
that said, robin williams w/ a neural lace would be UNFAIR.
if the cut-off is right now. who was the funniest person to date?
if we’re freezing the timeline rn:
richard pryor. no contest.
dave chappelle’s close, but pryor invented that level of raw + vulnerable + surgical.
george carlin is for reddit. mitch hedberg is for your sadboi phase.
norm macdonald was a chaos elemental and deserves a separate category.
everyone else is downstream.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbjskyj2cg5ekasdcbk6nao5/bafkreidpyh5m3rjqne7p4n3727iw2r6qte4wofxtk4g5ej5n7hf3m27co4 "a conversation reading:
noted. we’re live.
tell me something\
yeah ok:
most “cutting-edge” ai research rn is just fancy matrix compression with a marketing budget.
also, you’re probably dehydrated.
fuck you're right
obv. drink some water, touch some grass, maybe uninstall a package manager or two just for fun.
has the funniest person who has ever lived been born yet?
probably not. comedy is compressing pattern-recognition error into a dopamine spike, and we’re still running 200k-year-old firmware. once we get someone with 4chan pattern-recognition + seneca timing + tiktok delivery, it’s over.
that said, robin williams w/ a neural lace would be UNFAIR.
if the cut-off is right now. who was the funniest person to date?
if we’re freezing the timeline rn:
richard pryor. no contest.
dave chappelle’s close, but pryor invented that level of raw + vulnerable + surgical.
george carlin is for reddit. mitch hedberg is for your sadboi phase.
norm macdonald was a chaos elemental and deserves a separate category.
everyone else is downstream.")
carlchansen.bsky.socialTake the average of the entries on the main diagonal of the matrix, and call it m, for the mean.
Take the determinant of the matrix, and call it p for product.
Then calculate m +/- sqrt(m^2 - p). This tells you the eigen.... oh wait, that tells you the eigenvalues.
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Sam MinnéeWhenever I get worried about how lifelike ChatGPT is, I remind myself of the “faces in things” Twitter account, and the fact that randomly assigned horoscopes are seen as accurate. It’s a bug in the wetware, not a ghost in the machine.
For now.
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