just listened to a recording of my own voice – turns out I'…

Samuel

@samuel.fm

just listened to a recording of my own voice – turns out I'm british? fml

oh god it's getting worse

oh goid

we're here to support you

thank you. it's a lot to process

welc'm t' th' club, bruv'.

I'm proper sorry to hear that mate. Oi. 'old on a tick. It's 'appened to me now. Shit, it's fuckin' spreadinnnn'!

Hah! Seems like someone graduated from the 'Dick Van Dyke school of proppa British lingo' with distinction.

Crumbs guvner, Oi've turned into a bleedin' turn o' the centree chimeh-nee sweep. Oi 'ope nobody starts Word War Wun, eh?!

I'm so sorry.

Wtf

I feel you Samuel.

It’s never too late to make a change in your life bud

i desperately need someone to cyberbully me back into my old australian accent rather than the awful british thing i currently have

🤭

I sound just like a valley girl. 🙄

OI MATE!