google: we have invented agi but have hidden it in such an…

Samuel

@samuel.fm

google: we have invented agi but have hidden it in such an obscure website no one will ever find it anthropic: through our interpretability research, we discovered claude imagines himself wearing a bow tie at all times openai: we added slot machines

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Samuel 29 Dec 2025

Gemini Studio Premium Console Workspace (web)

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Sam Rose 29 Dec 2025

When they were making YouTube Premium it was originally called YouTube Red. Everyone, every single person, told them it was a bad idea because it was too close to RedTube (porn). “We hear your concerns and we’ll consider them.” They release as YouTube Red to enormous ridicule and rebrand immediately

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Sam Rose 29 Dec 2025

I don’t think it’s possible for Google to name something well anymore. Long forgotten knowledge and too much hubris to relearn it.

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tachikoma 29 Dec 2025

i think they stuck the landing with nano banana

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Chris T.29 Dec 2025

I can't even remember what Google Docs is called any more .... G-suite? 🤷‍♂️

Throw an apple atcha 29 Dec 2025

For businesses I think it's Workspace

Chris T.29 Dec 2025

Hey by the end of the month it might be Gemini Space , who the fuck knows 🤷‍♂️

Throw an apple atcha 29 Dec 2025

That name is a little too clever for Google, they'll pick something worse

Justin Garrison 29 Dec 2025

I forgot they named it that 🤭

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Sam Rose 29 Dec 2025

It was absurd. The whole company knew it was dumb. It came up in TGIF several times. Dogfood feedback was filed about it. They didn’t care, they were convinced it would be fine.