Samuel
@samuel.fm
oh god it really does
1 14Look, I need to hurry up and stream, you all can't drag me into this—
...all I'm saying is "can't wait for the fandom discourse over whether shipping forks of the Bluesky app counts as incest".
3 3 6the open social web gets its own proship discourse. absolute cinema
1 4Next up, bringing this type of innovative forward thinking to the world of Linux distros
2 1 7I would ship the penguin with the bsd devil. But not the opensuse chameleon. That guy is a *freak*
2 1 3So, my slashfic between the Ubuntu wheel and the alma Linux hand ring is no good then :(
1 1 4Alas, I fear you'll have to be cancelled
1 4STOP ITTTTTT NOT THE TUMBLR DISCOURSE SHIT 😭😭😭 LMFAO
gimp mascot lives up to his namesake i'd assume. freakbob over there
1 2Those KDE dragons? Findom.
is shipping alternate deployments of the same socialapp (deer-social-ayla.pages.dev and deer.aylac.top) selfcest...
1 1 3Would that be sibling incest, or parent-child incest I wonder?
2 1Just wait until I have time to make a more browser-oriented zine and I can finally do justice to my "all the chromium forks are actually its clones and they keep fighting over who's the superior one" joke
2 3By which I meant we should throw clonecest in the middle of it too, just to spice the fight up
"ew, can't believe those dirty incest shippers keep insisting they're siblings. They're clearly CLONES, which is the God-abiding way to ship them"
1 3this too is Problematique™
"You're above even the Browser. I hereby award you the title--"
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