hot take

A restaurant near me opened selling square pizzas on square plates, it didn't last a year. Some things are just wrong on a Platonic level.

soup cube

I squarely endorse this message

I like soup in square containers. I use the corner to sip

But easier to store says the pragmatist in me

right?

that's a cube though!

What is your stance on oval ones? They are all the rage in my local supermarkets.

100% it feels wrong in a square

It most assuredly is. Drink from the corners. Never spill a drop

But it is easy to tip one of the corners into your mouth to get the last bit out.

Unless they are squarish with the slightly rounded corner so you can tilt it just so and get in there with your spoon to get the very last bit.

True. The containers should be hexagonal.

It is amongst my autistic tics that I cannot use a square bowl

single sized cubical containers solve many packing problems. You seem to be claiming without evidence that ontologically spirits are not cubes. Or you making the further categorical claim that spirits can't be packed? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packing...

are bags or cupped hands better for spiritually aligned soup consumption

Aye, correct.

What rough beast