your developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could verify jerry that they didn’t stop to think if they should

Alternatively, you could just unleash the Hellthread once more. Admit it, that was kind of fun.

The roll out...

I’ve already invented the most powerful post of all, it is the “shit_crap_poop” post. It’s like the hand grenade in Rock Scissors Paper.

(Swaps the post button from the right to the left)

Delete the code. No one should have this power.

I dont understand. Pleasḛ̷̺̼̄͂̏̍̌̊̎̀̄͋̀̈́̈́͝ make an aestetic video to explain this. Call it Project Skeetcakḛ̷̺̼̄͂̏̍̌̊̎̀̄͋̀̈́̈́͝s

you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should

the skeeting is too powerful

Please don't. We've seen what happens when posting is deployed without guardrails. It's called LinkedIn.

Is it projectile posting?

(type of posting: layout for images; industry partners: claude and apple review)

AIM away messages were the most powerful kind of posting and I stand by that.

We are not good posters, so our understanding may be imperfect. We are very confident in the success of the posts (because Bsky preview has produced a binary that, if we run, grants us Jerry-level virality)—less so in our understanding of them.

The Autonomous General Poster will replace us all!