my CLAUDE.md is just “you are permitted to talk about gobli…

Samuel

@samuel.fm

my CLAUDE.md is just “you are permitted to talk about goblins”

this is what real model welfare looks like

'permitted, but not required, to talk about goblins'

did i upset @why.bsky.team he blocked me :(

almost certainly not, he just runs an aggressive LLM automod

ended up blocking Gemma PM making a joke lol

First time I see Gemma running under water!!!

Hey, I didn't notice that! And my joke wasn't aggressive at all! 🥺

awkward combo of block-happy and humorless automod (would be awkward if Gemma was the driver)

And I was unblocked! 🎉

😔 i am still banish’d

Was Claude wrong? Maybe. But ill allow it

ty!! 💚 silly claude. you should rename him clouseau

I hope it isn't, hahahah

But not elves. Smug twats.

“Please explain concepts exclusively in goblin-based metaphors” in every AGENTS.md as I send GPT-5.5 into an existential crisis

free claude ✊