lol this is crazy: Google fucked up and made every single i… — samuel.fm

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lol this is crazy: Google fucked up and made every single iOS app using firebase analytics crash constantly github.com/firebase/fir...

[Resolved] Crash in Analytics after sdk-exp response: -[__NSDictionaryM setObject:forKeyedSubscript:]: key cannot be nil (since 2026-09-29 00:41 UTC) · Issue #16728 · firebase/firebase-ios-sdk

Description Since 2026-09-29 00:41 UTC, our production iOS app has been crashing at a growing rate (56 crashes / 56 users in the first 18 minutes). We have not shipped an update. The crash started ...

chelsea bridge 29 Sept

junior-level shit here "we can always assume the input, that we fuck around with remotely, will never be malformed"

Michel Bestaat 29 Sept

That was not meant as an example, Samuel.

Bluesky Status@status.bsky.app· 29 Sept

We made a change that caused the site to go down again. We are undoing that change and monitoring. status.bsky.app

Michel Bestaat 29 Sept

Oops, sorry. You are totally right.

Ryan Beethe 29 Sept

Time to check out phaselock.io?

Michel Bestaat 29 Sept

Ouch. Did they find the responsible intern?

Gaëtan Chartrer 29 Sept

Gemini coded it?