Samuel
central planning but we give the planners the cool chair from Star Trek
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the “Algorithm” is actually just the bluesky team sitting in this room, plotting what to put on your feed
the room in Chile where they tried to centrally plan the economy from
Samuel@samuel.fm· 3 Jan 2024
sorry I just got a call from the Algorithm (who sounded suspiciously like @pfrazee.com putting on a silly voice) and they told me to shitpost about monads
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monads are never beating the monoid in the category of endofunctors allegations
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what’s a *made up word*? oh simple! a *made up word* is a *made up word* in the category of *made up word*
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learnt that I work in the same building as the Apple Tithe collectors you BET I will be making uncomfortable eye contact in the elevators if I see someone going to that floor
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documentation is a side effect which is why functional programmers avoid it at all costs
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paid my annual Tithe to my Liege so I can keep using xcode
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organising my kindle library by spine colour
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how to read more books - a guide for software engineers 1. rebuild goodreads from scratch (this is not a joke I did it last year and I plan on doing it again)
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the Oasis is super nice. just absolutely lovely to hold. It’s nice to use a modern device that actually gave a thought as to how you’d hold it
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can’t wait to talk to all my favourite Brands via the bluesky-mastodon-threads bridge
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it bothers me how you have to import <Text> and <View> in react native. why can’t I just use <text> and <view> (like how you can use the threejs primitives in R3F)
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Happy birthday to every horse in the northern hemisphere! 🥳🎂
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