Just got my glasses back from the opticians and I can now see that while changing the names of the inputs on the TV I accidentally named one of them “Swilch”
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."