idea: website that gives you IEEE 754 floating point operations to do by hand, and then there's a leaderboard for who has the highest FLOPS
9 6 148we’re getting rid of a core feature
*audience boos*
and replacing it with the same feature with a worse name
*audience groans*
10 14 270skipped alt text because I’m just testing something. but it’s images of the northern lights over some trees
1 27the plan? freely give people hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of GCP credits, but lock it behind the stupidest and most convoluted auth system ever devised by man
2 3 93I love atprotocol but i wish instead of revolutionising social it was about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps
4 16 202👍
📢 App Version 1.100 is rolling out now (1/2)
Chat reactions are here! You can now respond to chat messages (aka “direct messages”) with an emoji ❤️
shout out to rafael for working on this with me! I think it turned out really nicely :)
2 1 42wolt app is straight up hilarious. feels like a powerpoint presentation made by someone who just discovered slide transitions, and honestly I respect that
8 1 75correction: uikit is the number of framework for making nauseating and vertigo-inducing apps
huh I might be wrong then! it’s definitely not RN (straight up not possible to do those dumb transitions yet), but seems like you might be right that it’s just their merchant app that’s flutter. its just a native iOS app - sorry for the flutter slander then!!
grocery store is ripping me off. it should be buying an equal amount of stuff from me as I buy from it
9 251 2k[me showing an evil wizard an iphone for the first time]
evil wizard: so this.. doomscroll?
me: not as interesting as what you’re thinking of
1 50 266being on time for meetings pro tip - use @raycast.com's My Schedule, turn on "Automatically Join Meetings" and it'll give you a popup to join at the right time
4 3 32I had an absolute blast giving a talk at @reactnativeconnect.bsky.social yesterday! thank you to the organisers for putting on such a great conference!
The great and humble @samuel.bsky.team teaching us that creating boring branch names is a totally viable solution for hiding secret features.
my code running on cnn.com, siiiick
oh hey, this is cool -- @cnn.com has embedded Bluesky posts in their live coverage of the tariffs, did not expect to see that!