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next update will be extremely controversial and polarising. that’s right - I made the font size on the notifications screen a tiny bit larger to match the rest of the app and now it looks really weird and wrong
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Good morning. "Jerry Chen" was a 15 week sociological study conducted by the University of Pennsylvania. The experiment has now concluded. Thank you for your time.
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idea: website that gives you IEEE 754 floating point operations to do by hand, and then there's a leaderboard for who has the highest FLOPS
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we’re getting rid of a core feature *audience boos* and replacing it with the same feature with a worse name *audience groans*
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skipped alt text because I’m just testing something. but it’s images of the northern lights over some trees
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if someone buys this for me I WILL make a bsky reply bot for gork and it WILL be funny
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the plan? freely give people hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of GCP credits, but lock it behind the stupidest and most convoluted auth system ever devised by man
Nathan Fielder from Nathan For YouAlligator in a hallway looking at a door
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I love atprotocol but i wish instead of revolutionising social it was about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps
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javascript confession: I try and use `in` every time, before remembering it’s `of`
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shout out to rafael for working on this with me! I think it turned out really nicely :)
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wolt app is straight up hilarious. feels like a powerpoint presentation made by someone who just discovered slide transitions, and honestly I respect that
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flutter is the number one framework for making nauseating and vertigo-inducing apps
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correction: uikit is the number of framework for making nauseating and vertigo-inducing apps
Samuel@samuel.fm· 6 Apr 2025
huh I might be wrong then! it’s definitely not RN (straight up not possible to do those dumb transitions yet), but seems like you might be right that it’s just their merchant app that’s flutter. its just a native iOS app - sorry for the flutter slander then!!
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grocery store is ripping me off. it should be buying an equal amount of stuff from me as I buy from it
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