Samuel
if you ever send a push notification that includes the text “T&Cs apply” apple should delete your developer account on the spot
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Samuel
pro tip for reducing doomscrolling: introduce a bug that causes your app to crash instantly on startup
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Samuel
if they can fit "macbook pro levels of compute" in an iphone why don't they just fill a macbook pro with that compute density
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Samuel
fixed the drawer menu jitter and improved perf when navigating around in this one too. feels good
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Samuel
oh and brought back the language quick switcher in the composer
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Samuel
city of london is the best skyscraper district on earth because seemingly the only planning rule they have is “you can build whatever you want so long as it looks stupid and different to everything else”. it works so well!
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Samuel
“hello we want to build a skyscraper” “is it stupid?” “uhhh there’s a public park on the roof and it has a giant lens that melts cars on the street” “approved!”
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Samuel
Chinese cities a close second because clearly they have a directive to subsidise the LED lights industry
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Samuel
“wow blueskyism is a totally contradictory ideology. what do they even want?”
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