“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 jokes once, but I fear the man who has practiced one joke 10,000 times”
— old Jerry proverb
6 56we just have 1000 years to get really really good at going to the sauna and we’ll be fine
Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social· 22 Sept 2025IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
this is hilarious, literally a video game minmax item
Why your outdoorsy friend suddenly has a gummy bear power bank
It’s… ultralight?
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this slaps, I love working in open source so much
skywatch@skywatch.bsky.social· 18 Sept 2025
feat: add account switcher feature for composer by SapphoSys · Pull Request #9050 · bluesky-social/social-app
This pull request adds an account switcher to the post composer.
Technical details
When the user clicks on their user avatar, the account switcher is triggered. If there is only one account, the sw...
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it’s just incomprehensible
I like the RSC parts. but there’s just so much shit in there and it always breaks every time you upgrade in the most inexplicable ways
2 26the nice thing about React Native is you’re just building an App. and you don’t have to pretend to not be doing that even when that’s what you want to do
3 17new on Demesne
- View PLC operation log
- CAR backups
- 2FA support
- Liquid Glass 😈
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Join the Demesne – PLC toolkit beta
Available on iOS
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anyway, slowly increasing my knowledge of how to use Liquid Glass in react native. it’s good practice :)
1 9gap between name and text is bigger than text and controls
do I make name<->text smaller or text<->controls bigger
6 13remember when the “tech right” were insistent he’d increase high-skill immigration? lol. lmao even.
4 36 283just realised iOS apps now let you do the swipe back gesture from anywhere on the screen, rather than just the left edge. nice! most apps ended up reimplementing this anyway so I’m glad the default is changing for the better
4 2 81looks like it’s coming to react-native-screens 🔜
can’t wait! full screen back gesture always came with a bunch of compromises and caveats in RN so I’m so happy it’s been fixed once and for all
feat(iOS): Handle interactiveContentPopGesture for iOS 26 by kmichalikk · Pull Request #3173 · software-mansion/react-native-screens
Description
Resolves https://github.com/software-mansion/react-native-screens-labs/issues/369, might resolve #3161, reverts #3141, #3142
This PR attempts to enable interactiveContentPopGestureRecog...
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I need to do a tier list of all the iOS26 changes I think lol
S: this
A: LG tab bar, sheets matching phone bezels
B: new keyboard
C: LG buttons in general
F: LG buttons in the headers (so huge!)
3 6we DID it!
bryan newbold@bnewbold.net· 19 Sept 2025excited to share that we are following through on our earlier commitments and putting together an independent+neutral organization to house the DID PLC system, includes the directory service
Creating an Independent Public Ledger of Credentials (PLC) Directory Organization | Bluesky
The Bluesky Social app is built on an open network protocol that refers to each user by a unique Decentralized Identifier, or DID (a W3C standard). The most popular supported DID method was developed ...
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finally compiled bsky with Xcode 26 after it auto-updated. wtf is this @apple.com what did you do to my sheets
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