Desktop seems to be doing absolutely terribly compared to mobile - anyone know why that might be? Is that normal?

what are you testing it with?

Vercel’s Speed Insights

pagespeed insights show it the other way... desktop better than mobile. lol

lol what. Ill investigate later

pagespeed.web.dev/analysis/htt... yeah mobile 79 desktop 94 mainly pointing out the banner is taking too long to load.