I’m genuinely invested in exactly what kind of rock my coun…

Samuel 19 Oct 2023

please help, the geologists are dissecting my countertop

AnthropoceneMan 🦋 ✅@anthropoceneman.bsky.social· 19 Oct 2023

#WhatAGeologistSees Not a carbonates guy, but suspect this is “black marble”…which could be marketed as just about anything…but likely “Black Granite”!

Black polished stone countertop visible amidst the fine 2-course meal…

Black Marble (?) likely marketed as “Black Granite”!

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Amyville Hoyrror 19 Oct 2023

amazing content

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Samuel

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I’m genuinely invested in exactly what kind of rock my countertop is now

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Amyville Hoyrror 19 Oct 2023

hopefully not a load of schist

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Tommy Tatertown 19 Oct 2023

Looks like they were taken for granite.

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dorian 19 Oct 2023

real gneiss puns folks

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Tommy Tatertown 19 Oct 2023

Q: What do you call a geologist sex-party? A: An orogeny.

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Nate Vack 19 Oct 2023

A night of subduction

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dorian 19 Oct 2023

and cleavage

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Tommy Tatertown 19 Oct 2023

With Mohs hardness scale.

dorian 19 Oct 2023

this conversation is eroding