please help, the geologists are dissecting my countertop

Samuel

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AnthropoceneMan 🦋 ✅@anthropoceneman.bsky.social· 19 Oct 2023

#WhatAGeologistSees Not a carbonates guy, but suspect this is “black marble”…which could be marketed as just about anything…but likely “Black Granite”!

Black polished stone countertop visible amidst the fine 2-course meal…

Black Marble (?) likely marketed as “Black Granite”!

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Samuel 19 Oct 2023

this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on here

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AnthropoceneMan 🦋 ✅19 Oct 2023

Geology as a service. I mean, not like a needed service…but like you get at a party when cornered by that Geo-dude.

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Samuel 19 Oct 2023

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡

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AnthropoceneMan 🦋 ✅19 Oct 2023

Now it’s your turn. A spot of strong vinegar in a back corner and see if it fizzes after a bit. I would imagine the igneous rock Henning suggests is correct…a weird rock composed of dark feldspar and still likely sold to dumb Americans as “Black Granite” 🤣

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Samuel 19 Oct 2023

I’m not American! I am dumb tho

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AnthropoceneMan 🦋 ✅19 Oct 2023

That just means you wouldn’t scream “Don’t bring me this fabulous stone…I said I wanted granite counters!!!”