Samuel
@samuel.fm
the keycard scanner in my building has a ~10% chance of giving me a static electric shock and it’s making me feel like a lab rat in a unethical experiment from the 60s
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!King Boolean"We have increased the amp as much as we legally could, yet the subject still insists on not taking the stairs"
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JonDuring the winter, it's non-stop for me. I finally got one of these static discharge keychains, which works great when I remember to use it.
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frodorules.bsky.socialHave you tried licking your card before scanning it.
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Frank Calisehmm 10% seems like a bug
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ndhm.bsky.socialThe experiment is now compromised. 😅
MDifficultColvinMcKenzieI’ve seen them chew off their own legs
BoatplugsIt seems like a good majority of installers who put up neighborhood security gates completely forget about the ground so the keypad always gives me a shock. Why???
cdpositive Does it heat up coffee (I have a microwave with the same issue).
Matti AirasDo you wear any rings? Touch the scanner with the ring, you won't feel a thing.