Samuel
the keycard scanner in my building has a ~10% chance of giving me a static electric shock and it’s making me feel like a lab rat in a unethical experiment from the 60s
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Samuel
@samuel.fm
I'm guessing they'll see how much they can zap me until I take the stairs
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!King Boolean
"We have increased the amp as much as we legally could, yet the subject still insists on not taking the stairs"
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