pitching my new monetisation plan: “crazee 4 frazee” tshirts

videos are difficult, are we really really sure you’re not just ok with lady_spitting_water.gif from tenor

todays release is so huge where did all these changes come from all of a sudden

not beating the allegations :(

I’m not kidding. I’m not messing around. I’m not joking.

radioheadheads rise up

need to get invested into the Alien franchise

some highlights from the next update: - we made the app good

gotta fix that profile header overscroll

love all the people proclaiming their love of “zegoop blast red” in the replies

typed this out before realising I’ve never seen anyone like this before in my life and it’s a complete lie

I’m in a @utopia-deferred.bsky.social type situation

ruby enthusiasts when they manage to get their app to serve a whole 2 requests per second:

it’s been a huge month for inverted flag enthusiasts

I’m a radar graph hater. terrible way of presenting information