more things that it might be:
- solar flare causing bit flips
- Paul spilt coffee all over the servers
- platform team mining bitcoin
- Jerry verification breaking everything
- sharks eating the cables
things that it isn’t:
- vibe coding
6 8 91can't wait to put a whale simulator into claude code
New paper out in Proceedings of the Royal Society B: we apply linguistic tools to sperm whale vowels.
The result: sperm whale vowels do not just look like human vowels. They also behave like them.
We found several parallels. Like in Latin, whales have short and long vowels.
coming soon: a refreshed look for our embeds, with support for videos in most browsers! thanks @thepope.dev and @darrin.bsky.team!
8 23 173not firefox though :( hopefully they start supporting hls soon, now that both chrome and safari do
4 1 32my ideal version of scrabble would have a bonus point multiplier depending on how pretentious your word is. I should get 30 points for “ennui” minimum
6 2 80@grain.social another nitpick: imo the tab bar shouldn’t be collapsing on scroll. it only really makes sense when you have the accessory thingy, like apple music
it’s looking sooo nice though, great work
1 12we’ve invented a new type of Posting that is too powerful. we’re working with industry partners to roll it out safely
18 46 465nothing worse than overriding claude to make him do something your way rather than his way, only to find that claude was the one who was absolutely right all along
12 4 129turning a big dial taht says 'Uptime' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
8 8 138@jcsalterego.bsky.social we know you're excited about the bluecheck but please stop gnawing on the cables
1 6 93instead of scheduled posts we should just do future posts. put a future timestamp on a post and bam it won’t show up on the timeline until that time
9 2 58sounds like it’s time to take local models seriously
Gemma 4 E4B (4-bit) completed a full repo audit by executing Bash code and tool calls locally.
Runs on just 6GB RAM.